From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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