What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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