How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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