I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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