but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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