you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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