what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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