Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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