I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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