we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
wow bdsm is so cute
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