I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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