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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:57pm

    At least she was being considerate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:33pm

    As a lesbian and cunning linguist, I can definitively say, in all the girls I've gone down on, only the ones with bad hygiene smell bad. And it smells like sweat, not fish. My ex had a full bush and didn't smell or taste like pee. I think it's a psychosomatic response by guys. Stop expecting the worst when you put your face down there! You think it's acceptable to jizz in a girl's mouth!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    vaginas don't smell good after being trapped in jeans all day...it's not that its offensive smelling, its just too vagina-y at that point. and i like to have recently showered before a guy goes down on me otherwise i just don't feel clean enough. even though i've heard it tastes fine id just rather wash it

  • 95 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:17pm

    let's talk about bad dick smells. sour, sweaty, gross!

  • 92 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:57pm

    How nice of her to save you the trouble

  • 99 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:57pm

    Hey, at least she was considerate enough to give herself a check. I've had some bad experiences in that regard...

  • 75 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:38 misspelled hygiene. do we laugh at him? or sterilize him?

  • 70 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:22pm

    All i know is that i eat pussy like a fat kid eats chocolate cake. Fucking love it!!!

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:51pm

    I get the "I haven't showered since this morning and I refuse to have a face down there" nerves. I don't "smell", it is just that I just don't feel fresh.

  • 68 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:58pm

    at least she saved you some nasty troubles. she's a keeper.

  • 65 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:22pm

    Boys don't even wipe their dicks or shave! And most of them don't shower everyday like girls do. Why do they think they smell like roses down there? I've smelled squid, boys.

  • 60 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:12pm

    I wish guys were as concerned about their hygiene as they are with ours.

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:48pm

    At least she warned you. Get over it. Girls are human

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:34am

    12:04, douching causes a chemical imbalance that could lead to infection and actually make the vagina smell worse. It's a vagina. It shouldn't smell like flowers. I'm going to start telling my boyfriend(s) when their dick smells, instead of being considerate and going down anyway. There is no way a vagina ever smells worse than a dick. You guys are all whiny assholes who don't want to put in the effort.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:00pm

    yeah, 1:59, i have to think she didn't wipe or something. that's what would make a vagina gross, not the vagina itself. i wish guys did the same for us! or changed their diets before we go down on them.

  • 50 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:16pm

    Are you sure it was a smell check OP? Maybe she started her period?

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:48pm

    that's a good point, 2:46. she might just be overly sensitive.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:59pm

    stinker = elaborate cover up of very bad, sloppy oral skills "well of course i couldn't get her off, man; she was a stinker"

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:32pm

    3:27, you don't wipe back to front, idiot. And we can say the same about your balls cradled in your skid marks.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:38pm

    are you people seriously saying that after a day or two without a shower your vagina doesn't smell less than pleasant? this goes out to guys. if ANY girl says her vagina never smells bad she's a fuckin liar, especially if there's any sweating that went down. get off your high horses you stuck up bitches, even you smell. If you're a guy with a girlfriend and you notice she never smells it's called effort and she puts it in for you so maybe try thanking her for that.

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:56pm

    Like every one of your girlfriend's friends doesn't know what a small dick you have, 6:39.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:38 I would but there are no brothels where I live and I work two other regular jobs on top of that. Once I get enough ducky I'll be moving to bigger and better and cleaner things. Amen.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:03pm

    That is a considerate caring woman. Def a keeper.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:21pm

    Stink goes away after a minute or 2. Get those juices flowing, and all is well.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:04am

    2:34am you're just mad cause you have a fish factory in your panties. It's called a shower twice a day and especially after you're pussy has been festering in your panties all day

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:08pm

    That was nice of her.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:33pm

    At least she didn't do a TASTE test!

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:08pm

    3:32"balls cradled in skid marks"=hilarious! High five!

  • 40 38
    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:17pm

    322- 1. tell me how the fuck you wipe your dick? 2. i know way more chicks that dont shower daily as opposed to guys

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:58pm

    hey, it happens. At least she said something.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:17 you can still fuck during a period.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:47pm

    I trapped a vag once, cornered it and then plugged it

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 6:09pm

    Nope, didn't touch her after that, made my escape, and never talked to her again. Once I smell or even hear about smelling a fishy twat, I can't even look at them again.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:29pm

    I call it consideration she's just looking out for you..

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:06pm

    At least u didn't find out the hard way!!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    I shouldn't be able to smell myself, which is how you know you don't smell.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:20pm

    Most of you think yours doesnt smell but do you smell yourself everyday? She probably shouldnt of done that in front of him haha

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:38pm

    Oh no, not a girl with a conscience, anything but that! Shit, it's too bad more people don't look out like that.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    im guessing she put her hand down there and then smelled it...i do that sometimes. i think it was considerate of her

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:51pm

    That's the definition of a nice girl.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:05pm

    Mushroom dick is the worst.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:42pm

    yea, okay its nice and all that she saved you from that, but that is NASTY. im with 2:11

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:48am

    Ewwwwww . Did u still fuck her with your .(dick)

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:58pm

    happened to a friend of mine once - he replied "dont worry, I have had bad pussy before" and ate it anyway

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:19pm

    I have a 9 inch tounge and breathe through my ears, and eat more pussy than cervical cancer, a girl who checks herself for you is awesome

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:33am

    2:00- bhahhahahah LMFAO

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:51pm

    That's good at least she checked.... never fun to go down and smell the sewer for yourself

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:53pm

    3:49 starting rate is 250. I have a fucking 850 car payment per month. FML. 50 bucks barely fills my tank.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:48pm

    Does anyone wanna eat me out ? I dont smell

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:04am

    Your vagina does NOT smell according to the number of partners you've had people. It depends on if you actually WASH it once in awhile.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:27pm

    OMG 5:19!! Haha. Wow

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:41pm

    Thats a very considerate woman!

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:44pm

    You should not fuck this girl. She's infected and doesn't know it. A vagina should not smell. Healthy vaginas don't smell.

  • 25 27
    Submitted by sugar_30 on Aug 9, 11 at 1:11pm

    Also a lesbian, and I agree with the anonymous lesbian!

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    psychosomatic: of, relating to, involving, or concerned with bodily symptoms caused by mental or emotional disturbance like getting stomach cramps when you're nervous. i think it can apply here, dickwad. boys psych themselves out going down on a girl and think the worst of it. makes sense.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:08pm

    If I know I'm going to be with a guy I don't like, I purposely don't wipe or wash my vag for a few days before I meet up with him then force him to eat it.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:50pm

    917 365 4380, my cunt don't stink.. Love the black cock as well... Shoot me a text!!! Gabri

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:09pm

    No guy skips a smell check in a new relationship. Just finger remove hug her run the wet hand up toward her shoulder and kiss her neck. That way you can check the ph so to speak. I'm torn on this one

  • 26 34
    Submitted by feistycadaver on May 15, 10 at 10:21pm

    Eat it anyway!!

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:40pm

    ewww that sounds like this fat ass girl I know named stephanie Sova hahaha you all should text her and tell her that her nasty twat smells like fish! (512)577-1730

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:50pm

    7:35, what are you doing wrong that you get so many bacterial infections down there?

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:12pm

    @ 1:59 you obviously have never smelled a nasty conch. We're not all that lucky bud.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:52pm

    Haha it WOULD be South Carolina

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:05pm

    3:54 250 and stinky pussy is for the dirty men. They gladly pay it. Hell, one guy has a fucking nub for an arm and he pays 500.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:37pm

    What about when your fart gas goes all up in that open wound???

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:28pm

    sounds like just good manners

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:44pm

    I kicked the best fuck of my life out my house in the middle of it for stinking to bad

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:57pm

    At least your priorities are in line with a $850 car payment.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:57pm

    thats fuckin sick dude

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:25pm

    I think it was nice that she checked it out first!!!

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:19pm

    What an incredible woman! I wish more women warned us guys about those situations.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36pm

    Jesus...fucking....Christ.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:21pm

    The only reasons a vagina smells bad: bad overall hygiene, in which everything smells bad; a fungal infection; not wiping; a fistula, which would cause her to poop from her vagina; not changing her underwear. Notice a vagina won't smell bad naturally.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:26pm

    Do STD's make your cooter smell nasty?

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:26pm

    3:08 that is absolutely repulsive, im sorry that some people think thats funny as shit, therefore its cool, but no you're a nasty bitch.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:08pm

    4:05 do you have a website. I have a feeling you are one hell of a catch. Abolish LOL

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:50pm

    what i want to know, is how did she reach to do the smell check? did she take her panties off and sniff? or could she smell from a foot away?

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:27pm

    Most do smell bad because afterall the cunt is right next to their asshole!! Uhhhhh....

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:07pm

    My girl never smells bad!

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:02pm

    Haha south Carolina is the shit

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:21pm

    3:09....most of the young girls on here don't know those tricks. Stop telling them. They will know what that young dumbass is doing now.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:10am

    1240 is going to get a yeast infection. Mmmmmmm

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:04pm

    2:33, maybe you should learn the meaning of psychosomatic and the difference between it and an olfactory hallucinations. Until then, shut your cock holsters.

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:44pm

    She was probably ovulating-- some girls can smell a bit worse during that time and slightly more viscous mucus. If she is embarrassed or otherwise doesn't want anyone down there, her loss.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:14pm

    Just clean your twat, that's all we ask!

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:55am

    I voted good night. She saved you from tasting nasty vag. Plus, our dicks were blessed with the inability to smell.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:39pm

    I wish every chick would do that, they would save themselves the embarrassment of having word spread around to his friends that she stinks. Guys do tell their friends when they find a stinker

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:18pm

    If the stench is kickin', I'm only stickin'.

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:10am

    LEARN TO WIPE BEFORE YOU SAY OUR CUNTS SMELL.

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:56am

    Get that beat up pussy clean asap

  • 46 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:11pm

    what the fuck is wrong with other girls' vaginas? mine never smells. maybe during my period it smells metallic like the blood, but that's it.

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:37pm

    Hey just pee on me while I'm fucking you

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36pm

    3:23 yes I do and it's pretty degrading because my pussy smells and feels phenomenal when taken care of. Fuck them dirty men though. They don't get that special of treatment.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:36am

    803-351-2938 call me the stinky ppussy queen ...or jessica

  • 23 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:24pm

    234. Boyfriends? You beeeootch. How many r u banging? How many at once???? Fuggggin HO

  • 25 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:25am

    11:50, well I don't get them all the time or anything, but it has happened a few times, and I usually know the cause. My Dr. explained it, and not that I'm really doing anything wrong just that my body chemistry doesn't like being tampered with. Sometimes a womans body can get finicky I guess.

  • 26 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:04pm

    Ew..  But at least she didn't just let you go down there. 

  • 26 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:51pm

    if it's clean, I'm keen!

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:21pm

    3:17 because it pays my bills. Yup, imma whore. The guys I don't like pay the most no matter how stinky I am. I just hope that one day they get tired of it and move on so I can properly wash again.

  • 24 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:45pm

    Fuck the fuckers in their fucking fuck holes -quiet guy

  • 21 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:58pm

    I wonder if she also does anal smell checks?

  • 25 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:30pm

    No you're not real, I win

  • 24 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:13am

    At least she checked

  • 25 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:06pm

    I hope you at least got a BJ

  • 17 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:46pm

    @ 6:38 I agree with you TOTALLY!! hahha

  • 33 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:23pm

    even a woman with good personal hygiene will smell like pee down there if she has pubic hair even if she patted herself dry with TP after peeing, i dont smoke so i do have an incredibly good sense of smell...

  • 20 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:45am

    I posit that this is a good night... dude got saved from the awkward box munching foreplay and got right to getting his fuck on.

  • 24 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:18pm

    3:09- Haha, I did that one time and as I brought my arm/hand up her back, she reached behind her and pushed it back down so that I couldn't check. Afterwards, I went to the bathroom, smelled my fingers and sure enough, stanky fish smell.

  • 18 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:40am

    There is a wonderful new invention--DOUCHE!!! google that shit you skanky bitch

  • 15 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:32pm

    3:08 FORCE HIM TO EAT IT? I'd say oh hell no. I'd fuck it at then force you to suck my dick you nasty bitch. I'd hold your head down till cum was flowing out of your mouth!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:59pm

    This seems fake. A healthy vagina never smells bad.