apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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