Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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