If that was your dad, he is hot
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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