i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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