we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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