i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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