I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize