he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm sobbing to NWA
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
A bitchslap is in order.
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