not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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