Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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