Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
we're so committed to being not committed
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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