She is in my trunk
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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