There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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