Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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