I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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