we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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