Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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