Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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