He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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