I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just pee around me
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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