he shaved USA in his pubs
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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