Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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