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  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 10, 10 at 4:57pm

    Tell her to make it happy.

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:26pm

    I doubt she did either.

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 10, 10 at 7:19pm

    tell her he's just taking a power nap, and you will be ready to poke fun at her directly...

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    Submitted by beezil on Jul 10, 10 at 8:05pm

    Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the grand canyon\n\n- Tom arnold

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    Submitted by ilikeyourascot on Jul 11, 10 at 12:25am

    Not gonna lie, the first time I saw my boyfriend's penis when it wasn't erected, I started giggling and saying "it's squishy" while poking it >.<

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    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 10, 10 at 7:14pm

    She prolly just meant it wasn't hard. I've never seen a big, flaccid dick before either.

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 10, 10 at 6:01pm

    Except my ex girlfriend was strange like that too, she only meant because it wasn't erect. And I'm sure that's what this chick meant too. However, back far away from this point in any relationship.

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    Submitted by meattastic on Jul 10, 10 at 6:01pm

    Oh, the sad post-coital conversations of the grower...

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    Submitted by SLIK on Jul 10, 10 at 3:33pm

    I dont think i would have posted that if i was you lol

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 3:50pm

    Why are you telling us this?

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    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 10, 10 at 5:09pm

    and now you feel sad and small

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    Submitted by lIlIlIlI on Jul 11, 10 at 12:17am

    Means he just came and it's not hard anymore .. hence the afterwards.

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    Submitted by riquelle on Jul 10, 10 at 4:37pm

    Definitely wouldn't admit this to a friend..

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    Submitted by prettypanda on Jul 10, 10 at 5:31pm

    Lol fail

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    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 10, 10 at 7:58pm

    What kind of MAN admits he has a small dick to the entire world? You fail at life dude.

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    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 11, 10 at 5:04am

    Well, tell her that poking it won't make it big and happy. What is up with these weird chicks? One was scared of blowjobs so she just "played with it," this one poked it--don't these ladies know what a penis is?

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    Submitted by iceyxchoyx on Jul 12, 10 at 5:38pm

    HAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:26am

    Why would you text this to someone? Just sayin.

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 10, 10 at 5:06pm

    short dick man

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    Submitted by Mooshan on Jul 11, 10 at 2:36am

    This just happened to me an hour ago.

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    Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 10, 10 at 11:05pm

    Ahahaha fail.

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    Submitted by chelly106 on Jul 10, 10 at 4:15pm

    Yeea zona. Ahaha

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    Submitted by ikeeyou on Oct 11, 10 at 2:32pm

    She's talking about his flaccid weiner. She probably made it get bigger and smaller and laughing with enjoyment bc she doesn't have one. This is novel material here.