At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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