My room smells like vodka and shame
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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