is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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