peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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