I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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