what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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