Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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