I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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