we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize