My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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