I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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