I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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