I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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