Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
do herpes really smell.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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