Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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