so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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